He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Sniffing like that is revolting. His world went black as he hit the ground. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. Hell be fine, Thor. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. Loki, dont rub your eyes. He wont stop sneezing. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I'm not sure I told you Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. The assassin questioned No, the seven and anybody else is not dead It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. He completely forgot that today was lab day! The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Garlic. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Location, my room.. Medicine to stop him sneezing. He needed to take it off to act like it would be a peaceful hand-over. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. I think hell be fine. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? That is incorrect. It would only be Happy for now. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? I, um, I have to get back to the office. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users Stay back! or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. . Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Were out of ideas. He wont stop sneezing. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. anger is all i have been good at Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. hermes x oc Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I feel just awful about what happened.. Meditation my ass. And with that, Tony finally stopped. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. (sorry, I still love Sally!) I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. I think we broke Steve. Ill be making barbecue sliders. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. # 1. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. as well as Clint creates the words. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. No one else. Work Search: He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. Clint and I dont know what to do. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. 76 guests Hmm? Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. This calls for a celebration. Chocolate. You got it Mr. tark.. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Fanfiction Duly Noted - Avengers Duly Noted - Avengers By sapphiremint, May 14, 2015 in Fanfiction sapphiremint Members 320 Gender:Female Pronoun (s):she/her Posted May 14, 2015 Title: Duly Noted Fandom: MCU/Avengers Characters: All of the Avengers really, no dialogue from Thor though. He looks down at the message. Ill be back Dr. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. I did. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Grass?, Tony laughs. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. What happened?, Tony sits up. Banana. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Come help. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Imaginebooks. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. No, thats a lie. pre-lightning thief The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Peter also knows that Dr. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. No, they did not betray him Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! Blow your nose, Loki.. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Until he woke up one day screaming. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. 1.2K Stories. 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